<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3439998239234188582</id><updated>2011-04-21T20:12:23.858-04:00</updated><category term='media'/><category term='Dynamo'/><category term='weekly recap'/><category term='turf blows'/><category term='Shut up Jon Busch'/><category term='D.C. United'/><category term='How did Landon miss that shot'/><category term='It&apos;s freaking April'/><category term='making stuff up'/><category term='random Friends references'/><category term='Chivas'/><category term='Conde capitulates'/><category term='Props'/><category term='Crew'/><category term='Christian Miles is a moron'/><category term='Dumbass soccer fans'/><category term='random Breakfast Club references'/><category term='MLS Rumors'/><category term='New England and Colorado are just a bunch of hacks'/><category term='Galaxy'/><title type='text'>That's Why He's Here</title><subtitle type='html'></subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://thatswhyheshere.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3439998239234188582/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thatswhyheshere.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>Cletus</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06027812420977956892</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>6</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3439998239234188582.post-7776449857527164851</id><published>2008-04-17T11:31:00.003-04:00</published><updated>2008-04-17T11:44:05.666-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Props'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Crew'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='media'/><title type='text'>Props: Shawn Mitchell</title><summary type='text'>The interwebs have allowed more and more people to have their say about MLS, me included. But in the midst of all the bloggers, speculators and blowhards, a bunch of good beat reporters still work in several MLS cities.We all know about Goff and Ives, who have set the standard pretty much. Once in a while, I will try to give some love to people who might not have the profile, but do pretty damn </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://thatswhyheshere.blogspot.com/feeds/7776449857527164851/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3439998239234188582&amp;postID=7776449857527164851' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3439998239234188582/posts/default/7776449857527164851'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3439998239234188582/posts/default/7776449857527164851'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thatswhyheshere.blogspot.com/2008/04/props-shawn-mitchell.html' title='Props: Shawn Mitchell'/><author><name>Cletus</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06027812420977956892</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3439998239234188582.post-7849731832531084953</id><published>2008-04-15T16:25:00.003-04:00</published><updated>2008-04-15T16:37:57.757-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='making stuff up'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='MLS Rumors'/><title type='text'>Rating: 1 (pathetic)</title><summary type='text'>Just when you think they can't top themselves, the kiddies over at MLS Rumors go the extra mile.They have a groundbreaking post today about a Mexican League player who might play for the U.S. Olympic team. According to their super-secret e-mailer, Jose Francisco Torres from Pachuca might suit up for the U.S. in Beijing this summer.Amazing job working their sources, right?Not even close. Goff </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://thatswhyheshere.blogspot.com/feeds/7849731832531084953/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3439998239234188582&amp;postID=7849731832531084953' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3439998239234188582/posts/default/7849731832531084953'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3439998239234188582/posts/default/7849731832531084953'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thatswhyheshere.blogspot.com/2008/04/rating-1-pathetic.html' title='Rating: 1 (pathetic)'/><author><name>Cletus</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06027812420977956892</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3439998239234188582.post-775565440228863551</id><published>2008-04-15T15:09:00.004-04:00</published><updated>2008-04-15T15:26:05.307-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Conde capitulates'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Shut up Jon Busch'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='random Breakfast Club references'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='random Friends references'/><title type='text'>Go Fix Me a Turkey Pot Pie</title><summary type='text'>Wilman Conde has pouted for a while in Chicago. Apparently, he thought he signed a personal contract with Juan Carlos Osorio, who bolted Chicago for the "greener pastures" of New York thefirst chance he got. We know all of this though, right? How Andrew Hauptman, the new owner of the Fire, won't even think about trading Conde because he's more pissed than Ross when rachel started dating that </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://thatswhyheshere.blogspot.com/feeds/775565440228863551/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3439998239234188582&amp;postID=775565440228863551' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3439998239234188582/posts/default/775565440228863551'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3439998239234188582/posts/default/775565440228863551'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thatswhyheshere.blogspot.com/2008/04/go-fix-me-turkey-pot-pie.html' title='Go Fix Me a Turkey Pot Pie'/><author><name>Cletus</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06027812420977956892</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3439998239234188582.post-5687738818985734153</id><published>2008-04-14T15:59:00.006-04:00</published><updated>2008-04-15T16:00:39.243-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='How did Landon miss that shot'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='D.C. United'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Galaxy'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='It&apos;s freaking April'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Dynamo'/><title type='text'>Name That Team</title><summary type='text'>Three games have passed in the MLS season, and the team has just three points. A lightly-regarded opponent put up four goals in one game. The one win came in a game that everyone expected them to win. Some new players, including a foreign developmental player, have had trouble getting acclimated to each other. An injury to a player who has played a big role in former MLS Cup glory has thrown a </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://thatswhyheshere.blogspot.com/feeds/5687738818985734153/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3439998239234188582&amp;postID=5687738818985734153' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3439998239234188582/posts/default/5687738818985734153'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3439998239234188582/posts/default/5687738818985734153'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thatswhyheshere.blogspot.com/2008/04/name-that-team.html' title='Name That Team'/><author><name>Cletus</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06027812420977956892</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3439998239234188582.post-1840959696793556634</id><published>2008-04-13T16:25:00.005-04:00</published><updated>2008-04-13T16:59:12.157-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='weekly recap'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='New England and Colorado are just a bunch of hacks'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Christian Miles is a moron'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='turf blows'/><title type='text'>Diabolical Genius</title><summary type='text'>Maybe this is Jason Kreis' master plan. He makes everyone hate that fucking turf so much that they figure losing one game won't mean shit in the grand scheme of things so they just tank it, letting RSL come away with an unreal home record.Problem is, Blanco never got that memo. D.C. did as they screwed the Mormon pooch once again last night. For a guy who signs a lot of players from Argentina, </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://thatswhyheshere.blogspot.com/feeds/1840959696793556634/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3439998239234188582&amp;postID=1840959696793556634' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3439998239234188582/posts/default/1840959696793556634'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3439998239234188582/posts/default/1840959696793556634'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thatswhyheshere.blogspot.com/2008/04/diabolical-genius.html' title='Diabolical Genius'/><author><name>Cletus</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06027812420977956892</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3439998239234188582.post-8594304929767739337</id><published>2008-04-12T23:19:00.006-04:00</published><updated>2008-04-12T23:41:10.806-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Dumbass soccer fans'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Crew'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Chivas'/><title type='text'>Leave the Flare at Chotchkie's</title><summary type='text'>I have thought about starting my own soccer blog for a while. So many people do it much better though so I stayed in the shadows. I started to think about it again when the MLS season started, but got lazy. Then I got a bug up my ass watching the games on Direct Kick tonight so figured what better time to start than now.The turning point came about six minutes into the Crew-Chivas thriller when </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://thatswhyheshere.blogspot.com/feeds/8594304929767739337/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3439998239234188582&amp;postID=8594304929767739337' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3439998239234188582/posts/default/8594304929767739337'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3439998239234188582/posts/default/8594304929767739337'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thatswhyheshere.blogspot.com/2008/04/leave-flare-at-chotchkies.html' title='Leave the Flare at Chotchkie&apos;s'/><author><name>Cletus</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06027812420977956892</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>
