I have thought about starting my own soccer blog for a while. So many people do it much better though so I stayed in the shadows. I started to think about it again when the MLS season started, but got lazy. Then I got a bug up my ass watching the games on Direct Kick tonight so figured what better time to start than now.
The turning point came about six minutes into the Crew-Chivas thriller when some dumbass in Columbus decided to throw a flare onto the field. There must be something in the water in central Ohio because that was the same place the morons from TFC threw a flare on the field in the season opener.
Well done, fucknuts. You showed how "hard core" you can be. I can't tell you how many times I have been at a sporting event when I thought, "Everything is great except nobody is setting anything on fire. That is just what we need."
So learn rule number one from Cletus - just because they do it somewhere else doesn't mean we have to do it here. And when you do the same thing as a dumbass in South America or Europe, it doesn't make you a good soccer fan. It just makes you a dumbass in America.
Just like me, who turned that game off when the Crew went up 3-1.
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